Please do your part:

Sweetie, Please accomplish the following:

1)Move old desk to basement.

2)Hang flat screen TV in Girls' room using the new TV mount.

3)Bring dumpster find TV to basement.

4)Move bunk bed to small wall.

5) Make headboard for our bed.

6)Work on Laundry

My To Do List:

1)Move old desk to basement. (the damn thing is too heavy for it to be on my list)

2)Hang flat screen TV in Girls' room using the new TV mount. (Tried this, but all the anchors fell through the wall...maybe I did it wrong?)

3)Bring dumpster find TV to basement. (Tried this, dropped the TV...oops, too heavy).

4)Move bunk bed to small wall. (Check)

5) Make headboard for our bed. (still not done...humm...do you think he might be more inclined to babysit so I can go do this?)

6)Work on Laundry (check)

Dear Husband,

When I do the things that are on your list, I screw them up. I put them on your list so that way you can do them right...the first time. The things I put on your list need your big, strong, buff arms to accomplish them...or...they end up broken in the middle of the apartment building with kids staring at me, thinking, "Why didn't you just have your husband do it?" I ask you for a reason. Not so you can forget it. Not so I can end up doing it myself. But because I need you to do these things for me, my loving, strong, husband.

Love,

Your Wife.